Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Bitch Dropped Me

Like riding a bike and talking on the cell phone while smoking a cigarette, you can't try to snap artsy photos of your favorite turtle with your hands full – or somebody will get hurt. Luckily I landed on the grass, but I still played dead for a few seconds until she tickled my stomach and then it was game over. Little too much Corona on a hot holiday afternoon?


  1. WTF! Where do you draw the line for animal cruelty?

  2. Don't worry, she's not really a bitch, and I admit that I dug my claws into her hand while she was holding me. She learned her lesson. I think.

  3. I have to say - this made me laugh...