Is that Woody Allen starring in "Everything You Wanted to Know About Turtles But Were Afraid to Ask"?
...everything about the 'horned' turtles but were afraid to ask!
...or everything horny spectators were afraid to spectate!!
Love the "woody allen" comment. Couldn't agree more although Aunt Helen came to mind first. Just wish I had seen Rabbits' Guy's comment.
Rabbit Guy wrote: "boooooooooooooooorrrring" - guess we're not entertaining enough for the furry one!