I thought, "This is unbelieveable! I have to send this to Henry immediately!" Then, the fog cleared and I realized I saw what I saw because I was where I was: www.lavishlifeofhenry.com.PSHAW! FUBAR (and all that jazz).
I never thought you could tame a turtle. I actually never thought you could train a turtle to do anything. I thought turtles already knew everything they need to know.
It's Cesar the Turtle whisperer of BC times!